Leslie Nielsen Lt. Frank Drebin

Priscilla Presley Jane Spencer

George Kennedy Ed Hocken

O. J. Simpson Nordberg

Robert Goulet Quentin Hapsburg

Richard Griffiths Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker

Jacqueline Brookes Commissioner Brumford

Anthony James Hector Savage

Lloyd Bochner Baggett

Tim O'Connor Fenzwick

Peter Mark Richman Dunwell

Ed Williams Ted Olsen

John Roarke George Bush

Margery Jane Ross Barbara Bush

Peter Van Norden John Sununu

Gail Neely Winnie Mandela

Colleen Fitzpatrick Blues Singer

Sally Rosenblatt Mrs. Redmond

Alexander Folk Crackhouse Cop

Jose Gonzales-Gonzales Mariachi

Larry McCormick TV Reporter

Cliff Bemis Barbecue Dad

D.D. Howard Barbecue Mom

William Woodson TV Commercial Announcer

Mel Tormé Mel Tormé

Zsa Zsa Gabor Zsa Zsa Gabor

Bill Chemerka "Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States and Mrs. Bush."

Christopher J. Keene "Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found."

Ken Kerman "Hey, that's a pretty nice clock."

Al Fann "It's 4 minutes too slow."

Tom McGreevey "Vert well, sir. It's from the lady."

James Gilstrap "Always nice to see nice people."

'Weird Al' Yankovic "You pigs...say your prayers."

Gina Mastrogiacomo "Is this some kind of bust?"

Jeff Wright "Frank, we got that Sure-Grip suck machine..."

C. Lindsay Workman "Your coat, sir?"

John Stevens "Phone call, Commissioner"

Gokul "Hey, what the hell happened to the water pressure?"

Charlotte Zucker "For a man in a wheelchair, he gets around marvelously."

Don Pugsley "He's wired!"

Carlos Betancourt "¡Ojala que se mejoré pronto!"

Bernardo Márquez "Recuerdos a todos."

Margarito Mendoza "¿Puede decirme donde esta la casa de musica?"

Lee Terri "Hey, look what he's doing to that man in the wheelchair!"

Claude Jay McLin "Yeah!"

Manny Perry "Let's get him."

Alex Zimmerman "Yeah!"

Raynor Scheine "You're on my groin."

John Fleck "If that's your attitude, forget it."

Susan Breslau Party Guest

Leslie Maier Party Guest

Ron Rosenblatt Mr. Redmond

Jennifer Kretchmer Barbecue Daughter

Ryan Harrison Barbecue Boy

David Zucker Davy Crockett

Robert K. Weiss Obstetrician

Robert LoCash FBI Agent

Burton Zucker Lab Technician

Lewis Friedman Lab Technician

Bob Reitman Lab Technician

Gene Mueller Lab Technician

Gino Salomone Lab Technician

Robert J. Elisberg McTigue

Mindy Newborn Slave to the Composer

Jan Campbell Lady in Waiting

Wendy Hogan Lady in Waiting

Françoise Ruggieri White House Dinner Guest (uncredited)